Office Sleigh-ed By St. Nick

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the firm Not a creature was stirring, not even an intern; The files were hung by the ventilation shaft with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The associates were nestled all snug under their desks, While visions of bonuses danc’d in their heads, […]

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Clients Say the Darnedest Things

Over the last year, I’ve been keeping a record of quotes from my clients, some speakers, and some of my colleagues. I warn everyone that the language can be colorful, but enjoy. Me: “If you could send me a check or use Paypal, that’d be great.” Client: “Well, I don’t really trust Paypal or like […]

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